What Do You Do When the Words Won’t Come?

Have you ever woken up in the middle of the night with an idea, or found yourself obsessing over a phrase you just can’t wait to write down, only to find that, when you finally try, you have absolutely no idea how to get it out?

Do you dream of working on big projects—like completing National Novel Writing Month, or cranking out that amazing concept for a screenplay, starting a year-long article series, or producing a cohesive manuscript of poetry—that sound thrilling and inspiring…but also paralyzing and overwhelming?

Has the everyday grind meant giving up on making art? Do you miss the days when creativity was part of your regular life? Are you hungry for a way back?

Is the little kid version of you bummed that your brilliant writer/astronaut dreams didn’t pan out? Do you sometimes still watch or read someone else’s work and think “Pffft, I could do better,” and then wonder why you didn’t?

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What’s holding you back from making the stuff you wanna make?

Is it fear of disappointment or of getting it wrong? Is it a lack of structure or the support and discipline it takes to build up your creative muscles? Do you just wish you trusted yourself more to get started?

You don’t have to stay stuck when the path ahead seems too difficult or risky. You’ve just got to let your inner Mad Scientist lead the way.

You know who I’m talking about when I bring up the Mad Scientist, right? Beaker from The Muppets?  Marvin the Martian? Wile E. Coyote? Well, their real-life counterparts aren’t getting crushed by anvils or going hungry in the desert, that’s for sure.

Mad Scientists make the world go round.

…and not just the evil ones. Where would we be without those wild-haired, white-coated supergeniuses shouting “EUREKA!” and advancing human technology after hundreds of fizzled experiments finally culminate in an epic BANG? And how would humanity avoid destruction if they quit?

I could just be speaking literally (I mean, lasers are great). But in truth, the spirit of the Mad Scientist is the driving force in human of innovation and growth. Art, politics, education, business, the culinary arts, health care, and (that’s right) science and technology—you name a notable leader in any of those fields, and five bucks says it’s someone with “MAD SCIENTIST” printed as the title on their business card in invisible ink.

So, if it isn’t about smoking vats of chemicals and the occasional severe electrical shock, what makes someone a Mad Scientist?

It’s about tenacity and tinkering, and a commitment to see each venture as an opportunity to learn.

It’s about recognizing that a whole new way of looking at the big picture is always just one more modification and test away.

It’s about knowing that no idea is too crazy to explore, and that getting playful and outrageous is the best way to harvest wonders from the human mind.

It’s about taking risks…and then brushing the soot of your lab coat and getting back in the game when you accidentally burn down the building.

Because—and this is the most important part—a true Mad Scientist knows that there is no such thing as a failed experiment. There’s just another trip back to the drawing board, wiser than you were before.

I’m not just spouting cliché’s here. I’m talking about my life.

Introducing your Lab Director:

6992204036_8e24473808_h Hi there. I’m Tatyana Brown.

SEVEN YEARS AGO, transcribing meeting notes at my criminally boring day job was the closest I ever got to feeling like an artist. The most evolved creative question of my day was Should I sign this email with “Best,” “All the best,” or “Regards,”? Also (because of what must have been some kind of psychological allergy) every single “corporate appropriate” piece of clothing in my closet was itchy.  Even my shoes.

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Behold: My life *before* becoming a Mad Scientist.

This was what I thought “making it” in the Big City had to look like for someone like me. And yet I was cursed with an imagination—one that refused to accept grownup life meant perpetual small talk and medicating my white-collar exhaustion with lots and lots of primetime TV.

I dreamed of dedicating my life to creating for a larger audience. I just didn’t know how to get there.

Today, I am a writer by trade. My stories have aired on NPR, I publish an annual anthology and produce a monthly poetry show in San Francisco (a city legendary for its literature), and I count some of the most inspiring poets and thinkers in the country as peers. I’ve read and taught at universities that likely would have laughed me out of admissions. My work has carried me across North America and the Pacific—teaching, performing, and discovering more and more to write about every day.

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Ladies and Gentlemen: Life after the Lab.

It’s been a long road from itchy, despondent 20-something to bona fide professional artist, one that was fraught with many experiments and explosions along the way. But looking back, I can pinpoint the exact decision that opened me up for a more fulfilling, creative life: the commitment to write every day, and to do it within a manageable, simple form and structure that would encourage me as I discovered my own voice.

I started playing a writing game that kept me feeling excited without overwhelming me. It was a small, manageable commitment–just 50 words a day. After a few days I was putting together stories that I liked enough to share with my friends. Eventually, to make my job more survivable, I began recruiting my coworkers to write along with me, and all of us were amazed at how quickly a little daily practice sharpened our minds.

Suddenly the folks in my small cluster of cubicles were enjoying our time together at work, thinking more clearly and thoroughly, and generally feeling more pride in ourselves.  We weren’t just office trolls anymore. We were writers.

That experience made it clear to me that watching folks who’ve felt blocked creatively for years (and in some cases, decades) begin to stretch and write with confidence and excitement was just as important to me as pursuing my own art. It’s that exact game and commitment (with a few upgrades I’ve learned along the way) that I’m offering to teach as the central focus in The Mad Scientist Writer’s Lab.

I believe creative people are happier, more aware, and more compassionate than passive consumers.  So whether you just want to get started writing for yourself or you dream of crafting the next Great American Novel, I am here to encourage and inspire you. Call it a selfish impulse. I just want to live in a world where more people make stuff.

lauren for site“Tatyana knows how to get the best out of you. Through her help with editing and coaching, I made it to Finals at both the Women of the World Poetry Slam and the Individual World Poetry Slam. She is a gifted facilitator of good writing, passionate performance and deep breathing.” 

–Lauren Zuniga, Write Bloody author, iWPS and WoWPS 2012 Finalist, and mother of 2

Brave writing is about knowing that creating something terrible will not kill you.

And that knowledge can set you free.

Maybe you’ll cringe when you read through old rough drafts years from now (and trust me, everyone does), but you’ll live to write another day. And that means you’re learning.

The Mad Scientist’s way of looking at the world is attainable for everyone. And if you want to consistently pursue your own creativity (whether you want it to be a source lifelong personal fulfillment or eventually income), one way or another, you’re gonna have to get into the lab.

WRITE LIKE A MAD SCIENTIST.

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What would you write if you were curious instead of scared?

What if instead of freaking out or despairing as you stared down the blank page, there was a low-stress, inviting way to jumpstart your writing practice that involved experimentation, experiential learning, community support and celebration?

If there was a simple, repeatable, manageable set of writing practices that could help you heighten your dexterity with language, hone your voice and vision, and try out as many ideas as you can think of without having to commit more than five minutes of creative time every day… You could do that, right?

This is what The Mad Scientist Writer’s Lab is all about—both for the duration of the course and for the rest of your life.

 ”K McCrae Photo on 9-20-12 at 10.11 AMThrough her extraordinary gift of words and her approachable nature, I watched my students engage in ways that allowed them to be cerebral and creative in the same space…not something that happens often enough in academic surroundings.  To put it plainly, this woman is a gift.”   –Kimbery MacCrae, Academic Advisor, Program Coordinator Duke University Women’s Center

 

What is the Mad Scientist Writer’s Lab?

The Mad Scientist Writer’s Lab is a six week writing course built around a small and simple daily practice of composing 50-word stories called mini-sagas. The form lends itself to a myriad of creative lessons without becoming overwhelming or intimidating. And the incremental, consistent attention you pay to writing inevitably generates exponential results.

The course will run from May 6 – June 10, 2014, and since it’s a teleclass, you can take participate from anywhere in the world. We’ll hold six Tuesday night teleclasses (plus a short orientation, all of which will be recorded for your review) in addition to the daily writing commitment.

As a student, you’ll learn how to write mini-sagas, and then you’ll be given both the resources and support (including personalized instructor’s attention) to fuel your own discoveries as a writer in any field.

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The genius behind the course is the combination of a tiny (and therefore manageable) daily writing commitment with knowledgeable, constructive facilitation, fantastic examples of compelling writing across the genres, and an encouraging, friendly community of like-minded students taking risks alongside you every day.

And since this installment of The Mad Scientist Writer’s Lab take place at the beginning of the summer of 2014, you can use the lab as an opportunity to warm up and feel confident before doing some heavy creative lifting throughout the year. Set yourself up to have 2014 be your most creative and exciting year yet.

“She presents her material in a way that is convivial as opposed to intimidating, and communicates with a witty eloquence that reveals that she has not only thought a great deal about the intellectual issues with which she is engaging, but also has a genuine human understanding of the subjects of her work.”  - Nick Baskin, Yale Class of 2014  

Writing every day will become an achievable goal, and you’ll be surprised how fast your abilities and awareness will grow.

In addition to having the chance to ask questions and share experiences, the course curriculum will get you ready to take your experiences as a Mad Scientist Writer into the real world.

Here’s what we’ll cover:

Course Curriculum

Orientation! (45 min)

Wherein you’ll get a chance to meet your Lab Mates, learn the ropes and agreements for the class, and begin setting goals for the rest of The Lab. This call will be informal and separate from Call #1–likely on the Sunday before The Lab starts. Attendance on this call is mandatory for all Lab Mates, and we’ll be flexible about scheduling that.  

 

Call One (June 10, 2014, 90 min): How to Stop Worrying and Love Your Bombs 

Wherein your Lab Director proves that “writer’s block” is a dirty, dirty lie. You’ll wake up on the second day of The Lab ready to savor all of the writing you do from here on out.

  • Introduction to flash fiction and other tools we’ll be using throughout the month.
  • Immunization against common fears all writers face
  • Games to get out of your head and into your body with your writing
  • Even more games to let your imagination take over

 

Call Two (June 17, 2014, 75 min):  Nuts, Bolts, and Dynamite (Characters, Imagery, and the Element of Surprise) 

Wherein we examine the anatomy of great storytelling. This call will give you the basic tools to construct and tinker with your own tales so that they come to life on the page.

  • Survey the elements of great storytelling, and tools for spotting and implementing literary devices in flash fiction and beyond
  • Examination of the basic strategies for compelling writing, and prompts for its construction
  • Tips and tricks for writing with specific, evocative, and engaging language
  • Games to keep you fresh instead of formulaic, and to keep the unexpected driving your work.

 

Call Three (June 24, 2014, 75 min): Surgical Precision and Spotting the Rabbit Hole

Wherein you’ll learn to be ruthless and generous in all the right moments with your second drafts, so that you’ll know where to push yourself to guarantee exponential improvement from even the most subtle adjustments. You’ll also know how to take your best and most interesting ideas deeper after this call.

  • Editing theory and technique to help you determine how to sculpt your language and give your readers the experiences you’re aiming to create
  • Introduction to critique and collaboration
  • Prompts to highlight what excites you in your own writing, so you can develop it further
  • Secret weapons for noticing and controlling the impact of precise language in your everyday life
  • Exercises to practice matching intention to execution in your second drafts

 

Call Four (July 1, 2014, 75 min): Turning Your Lab Monsters Loose 

Wherein you’ll learn how to translate success in The Lab into exciting real world projects, setting yourself up for a lifetime of discovery and fulfillment of your own making.

  • Life After the Mini-Saga: applying your writing practice in the lab to a sustainable, fulfilling, regular creative life
  • Advanced collaboration: how to find your own inner circle of writers
  • The benefits of brevity and economy (beyond flash fiction)
  •  How to find your family of Mad Scientist Writer role models

 

Call Five (July 8, 2014, 75 min): MY GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Wherein you get tools to analyze everything you’ve accomplished this October, and the fuel you need to keep going with your practice so that the effects of your time in The Lab last for months and years to come. 

  • How to examine your mini-saga collection for the things you didn’t know about yourself as a writer (and, even creepier, as a human being)
  • Critical analysis tools for looking at art without getting blocked
  • Challenges to help you transition some of your more exciting ideas from their mini-saga inceptions to larger scale projects
  • The ever-mysterious audience: how find them, relate to them, and keep yourself from going crazy wanting to please them

Call Six (July 15, 2014, 75 min): Reporting our Results

Wherein we wrap up our experiences in The Lab with careful, personal analysis of the body of work of each writer, set goals for the rest of the year, and share our final “ah-hah!”s from the course.

  • Information about great places to publish your favorite pieces of flash fiction from The Lab.
  • Tools for keeping in touch with your favorite Labmates.
  • Going away gifts and bonuses to keep you inspired for the rest of the year.
Up until this course, the only way I would work with students as closely as The Lab allows me to is if a university, non-profit, or individual paid me a couple thousand dollars to visit. I love those opportunities for intensives, but that’s not something most people can afford. So I decided to offer The Mad Scientist Writer’s Lab at a fraction of my typical cost without compromising any of the value (personal attention, consistent interaction/inquiry, and community support).
The Mad Scientist Writer’s Lab is a $297 investment for six weeks of exploration, education, and support toward becoming the writer of your dreams. I’m confident will be some of the smartest money you ever spend on yourself (or someone you love with writing aspirations you believe in). It works out to less way than $10/day for the duration of The Lab, but the results can be life long–in the quality of your writing, your confidence in tackling big projects, and your ability to publish and build community with other writers.
What price tag would you put on being able to put the finished draft of your book on the shelf next to your favorite writers? What’s it worth to know that your kids won’t grow up listening to you talk about that play or poem or novel that you’re going to crank out someday? When you look back on 2014, what would you give to have it be the year you got your hands dirty and became a writer instead of just wishing you were one? Does $297 even remotely compare to that?




100% money back guarantee if, at the end of successfully completing the course, you don’t feel satisfied with the experience. And you get a lifetime of creative possibility in the bargain.

(If you want to ask a few questions before you register, click here to set up a free introductory chat with TMSWL’s Director. You can also sign up for the newsletter and get a free collection of 101 creative prompts.)

BYOLC (Bring Your Own Lab Coat) 

157929_323933644347807_912678828_n“Equally dazzling in her abilities to explicate written poetry and convey heartfelt performances of her original work, Tatyana Brown will also knock your socks off with her penchant to rally the troops in advocating for community/grass-root causes. To say the least she is a tour-de-force. Read her book.  Her poems resonate, inspire and on certain late summer afternoons will spontaneously combust.  All cheekiness aside, Brown is an intellectual with the heart of a comedienne. Her approach to the arts is personable, fun and challenges the status-quo.  Brown is an astute workshop facilitator who offers meaningful content in form of page and stage.  Plus she makes you laugh.  Who could possibly ask for more?”  Jessica Helen Lopez, Macondo Fellow, Founder/Director—La Palabra Collective, New Mexico   

A Hypothesis 

I believe: If you join me in The Mad Scientist Writer’s Lab, then you will learn how to:

  • Get out of your own way and enjoy making stuff.
  • Edit your raw material down to a fierce, compelling final draft.
  • Spot great ideas in your writing and amplify them.
  • Identify the story you’re trying to tell, and what detail/development will best support it.
  • Take critique without compromising your vision.
  • Collaborate with people who inspire you in ways that leave everyone satisfied and invigorated.
  • Spot and analyze the way language is being subtlety used around and on you in the world every day.
  • Keep inspiration at your fingertips (and how to keep going when you just can’t seem to find it).
  • Experiment until you sound like you.

Lab Materials and Supplies

Writing every day for six days is the kind of journey that goes better with a little fuel for thought. Here’s what you’ll get to keep you going along the way:

  • 6 weekly 75 min calls (plus orientation) (which will also be recorded and sent to you) to help you direct and develop your progress.
  • Professional eyes on all your writing and personal written feedback on your work from your Lab Director
  • Weekly writing prompt sets (with samples from great writers, occasional essays from your Lab Director, and assignments for when you’re in a pickle or looking to push the envelope).
  • Friendly and encouraging Daily Check-Ins for anyone having a hard time keeping up with the writing commitments.
  • Lifelong access to an online community where you’ll post your mini-sagas, ask questions, read work from other classmates, and generally find other writers you want to make stuff with.
  • A standing invitation to take The Mad Scientist Writer’s Lab up to 2 times more for free any time it’s offered.
  • Optional writing/critique circles for further practice
  • A digital copy of An Act of Submission (the collection of Tatyana Brown’s first 3 months of writing mini-sagas, guaranteed to leave you feeling vindicated for your earnest beginnings)
  • Regular bonuses/opportunities to directly interact with your Lab Director
  • A 100% money back guarantee if, at the end of successfully completing the course, you don’t feel satisfied with the experience.

Untitled“Tatyana Brown is a warm, engaging, accessible presenter. In addition to delivering a captivating, well-crafted reading of her own poetry as an example, her course material was original and well thought-out, and provided students with an important perspective on poetry and how performance impacts literature.  I would welcome her back to my classroom any day.”

 

 

–David Higgins, English Professor, Inver Hills Community College, Inver Grove Heights, MN

But wait! There’s more.

(And not just because I’ve always wanted to write that.)

The first 10 students to register for The Mad Scientist Writer’s Lab will get a complimentary 50 minute call with the Lab Director to discuss goals/projects, personal obstacles to creativity, and where to go next. You’ll get a customized reading list and set of writing prompts sent to you based on the conversation as well, and you can take this call either during or after the class. You’ll be able to wrap up your month in the Lab with close, specific attention from a celebrated instructor.

 

NO STUPID PROMISES.

I can’t provide you with the roadmap for an instant bestseller.

Though I am clear The Mad Scientist Writer’s Lab will get you writing, I can’t guarantee you’ll finish your first book. Only you can do that.

I also won’t teach you how to be formulaic, trendy, or anyone you’re not. And I most certainly am not telling you that writing is easy or that you won’t have to work for yourself.

I am a terrible liar, and those aren’t even interesting lies.

Writing every day for six weeks is not something that just anyone would do. It’s going to be uncomfortable and challenging and flat-out weird at times.

That said, I can promise you that you can do it. And it will be a worthwhile investment. There’s a very good chance it will change your life.

I’ve watched it light up everyone from garbage men to cubicle-dwellers, college students to grandparents. So I know the tools inside The Mad Scientist Writer’s Lab can work for you.

You will surprise yourself. You will look at the world differently. And you will walk away from the month with more writing than you would have if you’d never taken the course. If that sounds like a worthy challenge, I’ll see you in the Lab.



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